Today on ReelTime movie reviews: Three Word Quickies!
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YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN
Sandler offends intelligence.
MONGOL
Braveheart in Asia.
KUNG FU PANDA
Animated Asian stereotypes.
THE PROMOTION
I don’t care.
IRON MAN
Drunk becomes hero.
INDIANA JONES & THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
Geezer fights commies.
SEX & THE CITY
Girls want love.
THE STRANGERS
Boring Bag heads.
NARNIA
Talking lion returns.
BABY MAMA
Girls want babies.
FORGETTING SARAH MARHSALL
Already forgot it.
